Sleep Interrupted

If you are the person who called me at 1.30 this morning, I would love to meet you. Oh no, I'm sure it won't be dangerous. You only called me in the middle of the night mid week, hung up before it was humanly possible to answer the phone, and then had the cheek to be calling from a private number, so I couldn't even call back and yell incomprehensibly at you. Why would I possibly wish to cause you physical harm?