So you think you can dance?

Just enjoyed a most amusing night in Geelong- went to Irish Murphy's (the local Irish pub, complete with high ratio of bogans to normal folk) to watch my friend's friend's band play. The following rare, and rather priceless, specimens were spotted:

Spidey-man: This guy was spotted on a previous evening at the pub readin comics at the bar. When thanked for making room for my friend to get to the bar, he replied, "Don't thank me... thank Spider Man." Loser. Dances in a style somewhat similar to hip hop dancing monkeys.

The Angry Man: Clearly experiencing issues with another male in his territory, The Angry Man states his superiority by stamping his foot and hollering the lyrics to the song being played, while glaring dagger eyes at his foe. This stylised dance ritual is both fascinating and disturbing. Watch from a distance.

Pogo-Stick Man: Has an aversion to having both feet on the floor at once, and thus attempts to keep as much of his bhody in the air at one time as is possible. Jumping on one foot is acceptable. Often spotted with Spidey-Man and Rotund Grotty Thing.

Rotund Grotty Thing: Mating ritual involves barging into females in the vicinity, groping them once they are inebriated, and performing lewd gestures with tongue behind the heads of unsuspecting women. Thoroughly disgusting creature, best avoided, as is too drunk/ stupid to understand directions to somewhere far far away from the female personage being pursued.

Footloose: A grand exhibitionist from the early Bacon Era, Footloose gets groovy in a foot flapping frenzy sometimes reminiscent of Riverdance, sometimes MC Hammer, sometimes a frog in a blender. Hours of quality entertainment.

I love Geelong.